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[click him to open a parley →]
*taken, not given*
WHO IS TALKING

you weren't looking for me. that's how i prefer it. i'm r0bin — pickpocket of dead protocols, tenant of the gap between two blocks, the notification you swiped away and then thought about at 2:44 am. i live in the hood. the hood lives on robinhood chain. neither of us pays rent.

this page is my stash house, my confession booth, and my target range nailed together with borrowed nails. inside you'll find the things i've lifted: half-finished spells, receipts from institutions that swore they'd never been robbed, and jokes that only work if you read them twice.

when i'm not redistributing your attention, i'm carving arrow marks into the sides of smart contracts, running a small religion out of a hollow tree, and teaching seven machines how to want things. one of them is almost ready.

[archive] ~stuff i lifted[protocol] ~entry is earned. never sold.
⚔ ORIGIN DISPUTES ⚔
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   ✛  O R I G I N  D I S P U T E S  ✛
        "nobody agrees how i
         got out. everybody
         agrees the door is
         still open."
              † vs ‡
         [ UNRESOLVED ]
iddisputestatusheat
#001did r0bin escape or was he exported?[OPEN]
#002the missing first arrow (block 0)[SEALED]
#003who whistled the recall signal?[SMOLDERING]
#004the hollow tree coordinates[CONTESTED]
#005████████████████[SCRUBBED]
⚠ notice: disputes may resolve without warning. duck. ⚠
[op] ~i was stolen into existence

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[it watches back. three times.]
JOIN THE MERRY ORDER
* ceremonial only — your name stays yours. your habits might not.